Showing posts with label Things To Make In Front of the Telly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Things To Make In Front of the Telly. Show all posts

Sunday, 7 December 2008

cowboy pendant   Bang Bang (my Baby Shot Me Down)

I made these themed pendants for a Gingerbeer Christmas Party, Secret Santa present. It wasn't easy putting together a present for some grrrl I didn't know and to the agreed budget of £5! So I decided to make something homemade. The pistol is cut from a recycled powdered drink container lid, the "bang"s are bubble jet print laminated behind recycled takeaway container box plastic, the sherrif's star and jumprings are made from offcuts of sterling silver I found in my a bag of lemel from past projects. The plastic cowboy and waxed cotton thong had to be purchased.

I packed it up with a lucky bag selection of girly pick and mix sweeties: peaches, fried eggs, lips, rainbow laces, and a cherry and tied it all with a rainbow ribbon. Yeeha!!

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Monday, 30 July 2007


To Oz and beyond…introducing the prototype Fab-Brick.

Though popularly perceived as an object best suited for throwing at things with the express aim of smashing them, the prosaic nature of the brick belies its infinite potential to be used as a component to build things more extraordinary than the proverbial shithouse.

The Fab-Brick is essentially a hand-sewn, upholstered brick form that can be configured and reconfigured to create useful objects to furnish the changing needs of day-to-day living (watch this space). A useful addition to the clutter of any lived-in home; not just for my fellow friends of Dorothy, but for their friends too…
Click here to view my Instructable on how to make your very own Fab-Brick.


A big "thank you" to the peeps from the European Street Team blog for mentioning my Fab-Brick in their Etsy SewUseful post.

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Friday, 27 July 2007

Seed Stitch Pom-pom Scarf
   Seed Stitch Pom-Pom Scarf

Aside from the fact that the publication of ‘ Stitch ‘N Bitch: The Knitter’s Handbook’ and a plethora of spin off manuals allows you, should you simply want to try your hand at knitting, to neatly by-pass any hoary, matriarchal rite of passage preparing young girls for womanhood and marriage, you can now, with a knitting project in your hands, watch much as telly as you like, GUILT-FREE.

To knit this scarf I used:

  • 2 x 50g balls Jaeger Baby Merino DK shade 226 - Ocean
  • 2 x 50g balls Jaeger Baby Merino DK shade 232 - Olive
  • 2 x 50g balls Jaeger Baby Merino DK shade 230 - Khaki
  • 1 x 50g ball Debbie Bliss Merino DK, colour 225503 - Gold

To knit in Seed Stitch:
Cast on 48 stitches(or any even number of stitches)
Row 1:*k1, p1; rep from *
Row2: *p1, k1 rep from *
Repeat Rows 1 and 2. I knitted the scarf to wrap twice around a person's neck and terminate immediatley in two neat pom-poms.


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Sunday, 1 July 2007


   Stripey Winter Throat Warmer

I learnt to knit garter stitch as a Brownie. We knitted squares to be sewn into a blanket for a charitable cause. Whoa Louisa May Alcott! Hold those bucolic thoughts of benevolent thrift! This was Zimbabwe-Rhodesia, 1979.

The resulting blanket was truly UGLY as only a project of mean, acrylic yarn remnants garnered from the bottom of knitting baskets at the end of that decade could be: a dropped-stitch riddled patchwork of burnt orange, salmon, bottle green and mustard interspersed with odd squares in new born baby pastels (give or take an occasional crumb of peanut butter and syrup sandwich – a Brownie staple). It was probably palmed off on somebody’s underpaid, disenfranchised maid servant as we upstart, sanctimonious six year olds were congratulated on our magnanimous act of altruism and presented with much coveted knitter interest badges to sew onto our badge sashes.

Years later, under duress, I knitted a toy in garter stitch for a Home Economics class project. I decided on knitting a beige Pink Panther to co-ordinate with the 80’s knotty pine ceiling & mute green walls of my bedroom; because as a teenager mired in white, apartheid South Africa, I exercised my choice to fully test the ambit of straight-laced conventionalism with impassive indifference because there was no access to any promise of anything better.

More years later my third ever attempt at knitting: I have just completed this winter throat warmer as a harbinger of striped deckchair days and the promise of that elusive sun-drenched picnic in St James's park being hustled by the Canada geese for (peanut butter and syrup) sandwich crusts.

    To knit this scarf I used:
  • 3.5mm needles rather than the recommended 4mm

  • 2x 50g balls Debbie Bliss merino dk red 225700

  • 2x 50g balls Debbie Bliss merino dk blue 225203

  • 1x 50g balls Debbie Bliss merino dk grey 225104

  • 1x 50g ball Debbie Bliss merino dk white 225100



I sewed the corsages to badge pins so that they could be removed or positioned where I liked once I had put the scarf on and adjusted it in the mirror. They are also very convenient for disguising the odd unsightly twisted, picked-up dropped stitch or any other unintentional loop, split stitch, hole, knot or irregularity.

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